A Chinese couple gets married - and she's a
virgin. On the wedding night, she lies under the covers naked as her
husband undresses.
He climbs in next to her and tries to be reassuring.
"My darring, I know dis you firs time and, you
flighten. I plomise you, I give you anyting you want, I do anyting you
want. What you want?"
"I wanna numma 69" she replies.
He looks at her very puzzled and
says, "You wanna beef wit broccoli?"

Estoy como loco riendome solito en mi casa y son las 12 de la noche.

2 comentarios:

Alice dijo...

Estoy como loca riéndome solita en mi casa y son las 9 y media de la mañana!!! Ya me voy al banco je je je

davidborman dijo...

jajajajjajajajajjajajajajjajajajajjajajajajjajajajajajjajaj no mames esat buenísimoo!!!